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How to watch a movie

January 13th, 2012

I’m not all business here – today I’m going to teach you how to watch a movie (this is a post from my old blog updated for 2012 – I do that every so often when I have an old thought I want to revive.)

Anyway, I’m a big movie buff / borderline film snob, and I got a few classic films for Xmas (including the Giorgio Morodor version of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis.) I immersed myself in that one last night, and it was awesome. But I view movies a little different than your average Joe, so I wanted to post a little something about the art of watching a movie for those that are interested.

Now, it may seem odd that I post this, because “watching a movie” takes no more effort than, say, “looking out the window”. In fact, depending on if the sun is in your eyes or not, the movie might be infinitely easier.

But to me, there’s a profound difference between watching a movie, and watching a movie.

Most people simply watch movies. But a few watch movies. Here’s the difference (besides the overly clever use of italics):

  • You can watch a movie over a few sittings. Just pause the DVD and come back later.
  • You watch a movie in one sitting. Straight through.
  • You can watch a movie with interruptions. Kids, phone, dinner, etc.
  • You watch a movie with no interruptions. Go away.
  • You can watch a movie with friends – you goof, yell at the screen, comment, etc.
  • Watching a movie with friends is hard, unless they are watching it also.

You probably get the point. In other words, when you watch a movie, you actually carve out time to really watch it. And you allow yourself to get absorbed in it. You understand the characters, what’s going on, etc – the movie gets your full attention.

Now, whether I watch a film or simply watch one depends on the film. I merely watch “Transformers 2″. But I watch “The Seventh Seal.” To me, it’s really the only way you can truly enjoy such a film.

I’ve been told by people “I wish I could get into movies like you do”.

Well, it’s easy – just watch them.

ooooh

May 15th, 2010

 Real excited about this.

Movie Review – Metropolis

April 8th, 2010

As you know, although I work a lot, I’m definitely not ”all business / all the time”. That would make Dan no fun. So let’s revisit movies and do another movie review.

I used to write reviews for a DVD review site years ago, and still have them. I figured I’d post a few here. Today, we’re looking at Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis”. I’m also pretty juiced, because more lost footage of this film was found in Argentina in 2008, and a new DVD is coming out in late 2010. The new running time will be 145 minutes, which is about 30 minutes longer than what I review below:

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Once more, I find myself not motivated to watch (or review) anything released recently. So I’ll go back to my shelf and again throw in an old classic to tell you about. As in previous “classic” reviews, my motivation is to bring you something you may not have seen before.

Today, I settled on the 1927 silent film Metropolis.

In a recent “Movie Answer Man” column, Roger Ebert writes: “There are more amazing shots in German films from the 1920s than in most new releases”. One viewing of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis will show anyone that Mr. Ebert knows what he is talking about. To this day, I still marvel over the sheer power of the astounding set pieces used in this film, and am continually amazed that it was made over 80 years ago.

For those who don’t know, Metropolis is probably the first true science fiction feature film, and also the last gasp of the German Expressionist movement that dominated the early part of 20th century film. Soon after its release, sound would come and change everything. Movies could then focus more on the actors themselves than trying to rely on largely the camera to tell the story. In my opinion, Metropolis is the last great silent film, and one of the most visual movies ever made.

Metropolis tells the story of a futuristic city where a seemingly utopian society lives and plays. Unknown to this idyllic populace is the fact that their city is powered by a huge underground labyrinth of huge machines tended to by a downtrodden working class, whom also live underground. Both sects are unaware of the other until worker Maria (Brigitte Helm) leads some children to the surface. There, she is spotted by Freder (Gustav Fröhlich), the son Metropolis’ architect, Joh Fredersen (Alfred Abel). Freder follows Maria back to the underground, where he sees for the first time the true source of his city’s power. Horrified at the treatment and condition of the downtrodden workers, he pleads with his father to do something. Meanwhile, Maria is also trying to lead the workers to unite. Fredersen doesn’t want the workers doing anything but work, so he schemes with mad scientist Rotwang (Rudolph Klein-Rogge) to produce a robot duplicate of Maria to lead the workers astray. Rotwang agrees, but he also has his own agenda…

I’m quickly going through the story because it isn’t really that important. In fact, until this DVD was released, I never really even knew the full story, because the prints available made no sense. After the 1927 release, most prints were cut, and then lost, leaving huge gaps in the story. This Kino release has restored every possible frame that could be restored, and has added title cards to fill us in on the few parts of the story that are still missing (in a “meanwhile, back at the ranch” sort of way). While I’m happy to have finally been filled in just why Maria was wandering in that cave, I’m more pleased at finally seeing the awesome visuals on a quality DVD. Think about it for a second – I’ve loved this movie since I first saw it 25+ years ago in a high school film class, and until now I wasn’t able to really follow the story. The visuals are just that good.

The visuals… what can I really say? Those of you who have seen this film know exactly what I mean. To start with, the futuristic city looks fantastic, with tall buildings, roads in the sky linking them, and without one bit of the “cheesy” look we sometimes get from older movies with a futuristic slant. But as nice as the above-ground city looks, Metropolis gets its fame from the incredible set pieces and hundreds of extras that make up the underground. The awesome spectacle of hundreds of downtroden workers marching to work, slowly and deliberately in lockstep, as hundreds of others march the other way, their ten-hour day over. The giant machines, as big as mountains, seemingly (and figuratively) like huge devils requiring human suffering and sacrifice to keep them running. The futility of a man, trying desperately to keep his steam powered machine running, never able to slow down for a second, as the machine’s thirst for human power is unending.

Metropolis has set the stage for some brilliant science fiction that came later. Certainly Blade Runner, Dark City , and Total Recall directly pay it homage, and its anti-technology theme has been revisited time and time again (most notably in the Terminator films). C3PO of Star Wars fame is certainly taken right from Rotwang’s robot. In fact, every mad scientist who has a lab with electrical currents running up wires needs to thank Rotwang for inventing that.

In viewing the movie, I can’t help but think that films of the next 20 years took a step back from Metropolis. When I see the horribly laughable Science Fiction “serials” of the thirties and forties with their string powered spaceships and cardboard box robots, I can’t help but think Metropolis looks strikingly better, despite being made far earlier. There isn’t one bit of cheesiness in this film, and it deserves every rave review it gets.

One final note – there are several versions of this film out there on DVD. I implore you to forget about all the others except the Kino release. They are truly horrible. Metropolis is a true classic, and the Kino release finally does it justice.

The “Great Movie” Draft – part 3

January 14th, 2010

Note – you may want to start with part one.

My Great Movie Draft Write up:

To start, I’ve seen (and own) all of my picks, and like them all quite a bit – this is more my list than a list built to win (although I think it represents well.) Because of the category nature of the draft, I was able to get some “top of my list” personal favorites late. I’ll also put the scores (1-20, with 20 being the best.) Ok, here we go:

Non-American Films

1. The Seventh Seal
2. Ugetsu

I love Ingmar Bergman, and The Seventh Seal is my favorite from him. Like many of his films, it’s about faith (or lack of), and constantly looks for answers, but doesn’t find anything concrete (maybe even brings about more questions). It’s also a beautiful film, with some exceptional imagery and portrayal of the Dark-Ages.

Ugetsu is a Japanese film that follows two brothers as they seek to make their fortune amongst the backdrop of warring Samurai and Feudal Japan. Honor, ambition, and loyalty to one’s family are brought into play, and in a surprise, the film actually turns out to be a ghost story. Surreal images (like the lake and castle scenes) contrast nicely with the dirt / poverty of the villages, and lend to the slight sense of forboding that ultimately comes to fruition. My favorite Japanese film.

Silent Film

Metropolis

You’ll see me say “my favorite” many times in this draft (you already have twice), and this is no exception. I love silent films, and this is the best (imho). Arguably the first science fiction film of note, this movie’s images are known to almost everyone. Even if you don’t know the film, you’ve seen the still shots of the robot that would become the False Maria. Epic in scale, this film used thousands of extras and elaborate sets, making it the pinnacle of German Expressionist movement. It could be argued that not until the 1970′s was this film’s look surpassed in terms of visuals. (scored a 16)

Hollywood Classics (1930-1969)

1. It Happened One Night
2. Sullivan’s Travels
3. The Thief of Bagdad

It Happened One Night was the first movie to “sweep” the Oscars: Best Actor (Clark Gable), Best Actress (Claudette Colbert), Best Director (Frank Capra), Best Writing Adaptation (Robert Riskin), and, of course, Best Movie. Gable was on loan, and at first wasn’t thrilled about making it. But the script grew on him, and he clearly relished the role (and served as the inspiration for Bugs Bunny). Excellent example of a classic screwball comedy. (scored a 14)

Sullivan’s Travels is one of the smartest comedies of all time (that still holds up very well today), and, to me, remains the best work of Hollywood veteran Preston Sturges. The dialog is clever, and the jokes are woven into the story in a rather understated way – just when you think the movie is getting serious, the line about “The Blowtorch Killer” comes in and winks at you. Plus, it has a drop-dead sexy Veronica Lake.  (Scored a 12)

The Thief of Bagdad sets a high bar for storytelling and special effects. The classic tale has never looked better, with the obligatory “cast of thousands”, and bursting in classic Golden Age Technicolor. Roger Ebert calls this version “One of the most delightful fantasies ever put on film.”  (scored a 10)

Modern Hollywood Movies (1970- 2009)

1. The Godfather, Part II
2. Taxi Driver
3. Glengarry Glen Ross

Can’t say much about GFII that hasn’t already been said. It’s my favorite movie of all time. I like it just a hair better than the original GF, probably because of the dual stories. The early NY time period was done really well, too, which I felt really added to the overall experience. Tim asked earlier which story I liked better – Michael or Young Vito. It’s really hard to pick – every time the film jumps, I’m a bit disappointed to be leaving that character, but then happy to be revisiting the other. (scored a 20)

Taxi Driver was a surprise – I got it in the fifth round, and I think it’s first or second round material. DeNiro is just superb, as is a young Jodi Foster. The rest of the cast is stellar (Harvey Keitel, Albert Brooks, Peter Boyle, Cybill Shepherd), and the director (Scorsese) needs no introduction. You talkin’ to me?  (scored 18)

Glengarry Glen Ross has one of the finest casts in recent memory all nailing their parts, and an absolutely iconic cameo by Alec Baldwin. I originally picked this as my drama, but felt in the end it belonged here more. (scored 14)

Comedies

1. Young Frankenstein
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000- The Movie

While I love most of Mel Brooks’ films, this one is my favorite. I think the addition of Marty Feldman as Igor, plus being shot in black and white, push this over the top for me. I’m also a big horror fan, so the Frankenstein aspect appeals to me as well. Put–the candle–back!!!

I’m a huge MST3K fan (going as far as owning every episode on DVD), so I had to have this. This pick is more or less homage to that. I don’t know how it will rank – it was the last comedy taken, but I think it’s funnier than at least half the list.

Action

Rambo: First Blood Part 2

How did I get this in round 23? To me, this is a top 3 action film of all time – I would not have been surprised to see it in the first 5 rounds. Sure, it’s no Oscar winner, but what action film is? In the 80’s, the iconic image of Rambo (this film’s Rambo) prettymuch defined the action genre. (awful score – a 2. One judge just killed me. I think he purposely scored me low after I insulted him after his Solaris score)

Drama

The Remains of the Day

At one point, another poster mentioned that the dramas selected so far weren’t very “dramatic” (and he had a good point), so this pick was an attempt to fix that. This film has one of the saddest endings I have ever seen. Not only did they not get together, you realize Anthony Hopkins has completely wasted his life. And he realizes it too. (scored well – something like 16)

Horror

Suspiria

It’s been called “one of the most beautiful horror films ever made.” I like to consider myself a horror aficionado, and this is my favorite horror film by my favorite horror director (Dario Argento). I waited on it, simply because it’s not one that readily jumps to mind. But go to any serious horror discussion forum, and this film (and Argento in general – especially 70′s Argento) will rank high on almost every list. The use of color, lighting, and music make this a surreal experience – until the graphic violence, of course. Just an amazing movie (and one of the best trailers ever.) Oh, and the score by Goblin is incredible (worth owning on its own.) (scored an 8 – not as good as I hoped)

Blockbuster

Giant

Iconic film with an iconic cast (James Dean at his finest, holding his own with Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson.) You can see just what was lost when Dean died – his talent is apparent. This was the third highest grossing film of 1956, which qualifies it for the blockbuster category. (this one scored a 3 – the same judge for action and sci-fi. He admits he didn’t even see this one. He needs to go back to ranking movies for People magazine) 

Animated

Aladdin

I waited on this category because it isn’t my favorite, and when it came time to pick one, I was pleased this one was here, as it’s one I liked. In my opinion, this film represents a crossroads in animated films – it was the first one with a direct aim at entertaining adults as well (and the first Disney film with pop culture references, etc). Almost every big animated / kids feature that came after Aladdin did the same – Aladdin made it cool for teens and twentysomethings to go see an animated film. And, of course, parents enjoyed laughing along with their kids.

Musical

1776

I love it, but I don’t expect it to do well (and it didn’t – it scored a 2.)

Cult

The Toxic Avenger

This, to me, is what a cult movie is all about. If I can’t have “Rocky Horror” (already drafted), I’ll take Toxie. It was a clear “B” movie that was at first ignored, but gained its legs through NYC Midnight showings / word of mouth (vital for cult status); it has an iconic hero (“Toxie”) who still makes appearances at conventions; and it spawned numerous fan clubs, various comics, and several musicals. It also single handedly put a studio on the map (whom “Toxie” is still prettymuch the face of.) Troma is still essentially living off of this one movie. (scored a 14)

Documentary

Night and Fog

Don’t know how well this one will score, but you can’t watch this without being affected. For the first time, we really see what the concentration camps were all about. Shot ten years after liberation, Night and Fog shows deserted (and decidedly eerie) concentration camps (Auschwitz and Majdanek) while informing the viewer of what happened there and what life was like. In my opinion, the most important and stirring documentary ever made. Just haunting. (Scored a 20 with this one – the top documentary)

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Solaris

Russia’s answer to Kubrick’s 2001, this movie is what science fiction should be all about – the human condition amongst the fantastic and unexplainable. Director Andrei Tarkovsky is known for taking his time, and that’s very true here (nearly 3 hours). But get through the beginning (and the car ride) and go with Kris to the station orbiting the planet Solaris. You’ll see what all the fuss is about. It’s an experience, that’s for sure (and a visually beautiful film). (This one scored a 6. The judge confessed he didn’t see it, and won’t watch a “boring 3 hour Russian movie”… why even sign up to be a judge if your movie taste comes MSN.com or somesuch place?)

Based on Novel

American Psycho

Guilty pleasure. Good book, great movie. They nail the 80’s. Christian Bale is awesome as the insane Patrick Bateman. I have to return some videotapes   (scored a 12)

Independent

Fargo

My favorite Coen Brothers movie. Great story, great cast, great acting. Just a great movie all around. William H Macy plays one of the most pathetic characters ever put on film. (scored an 18)

Sports

The Longest Yard

Another guilty pleasure. Just a fun movie that also has the classic “sports movie” metaphor of the underdog winning. I defy anyone to pass this by while channel surfing – you can’t. Especially if you tune in during the game.

War

Gettysburg

My favorite Civil War film. This is a long movie about (arguably) the single most important battle of the war (and certainly the biggest). It follows the characters detailed in the book “The Killer Angels”, and does an exceptional job with them. From what actually happened to costumes to reenactors being used as extras, it’s about as authentic as it can get. Great movie. And if you are at all interested, get yourself to the battlefield for a weekend – it’s time well spent. (scored a curious 6, although the judge admitted it was his favorite war movie.) 

Children’s

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Another one I’ll be curious to see how it scores. It may sound strange, but it was right up there with Wizard of Oz in terms of excitement and required viewing when I was a kid (because you had one shot a year to see it… plus, I had a crush on “Truly Scrumptious” – can you guess Ian Fleming wrote the movie?) Now granted, it has not aged as well as Oz with me, but this isn’t the “grow old with you” category. (scored a 9)

Holiday

Babes In Toyland (March of the Wooden Soldiers)

Laurel and Hardy at their best. This was on around Thanksgiving / X-mas on NY channel 11, and was another “required viewing” when growing up. It’s a holiday movie because A) it was always on during the holidays, and B) it depicts Toyland and Santa’s toymakers (the contracted ones, apparently) – heck, Santa is even in it. The title characters were a mistake – Santa wanted 600 1 foot tall soldiers. Stanly (Laurel) mistakenly wrote down 100 6’ tall soldiers. Oops. Good thing, though – the “March” at the end, where the soldiers defend Toyland from the Bogeymen, is nothing short of breathtaking. (scored a 7)

Martial Arts

Big Trouble In Little China

What??? It’s got mystical Chinese magicians, evil martial arts experts, plenty of fights, some wire-work, good guys and bad guys, damsels in distress, and comedy as well. It’s also waaaay more fun than most martial arts movies I’ve seen.

Western

High Plains Drifter

My favorite Clint Western (sorry TGBU). I like the supernatural undertones, and the absolute foreboding Clint’s “man with no name” portrays. He’s truly menacing – and hey, he literally paints the town red. (scored a 6. I didn’t expect much better, as I waited on this one.)

Bad Movie

Godzilla vs. Megalon

The ultimate in a Cheesy Godzilla movie. Godzilla went full circle – at first he was dark, somber, and menacing. Then he became kind of a cool hero. Then he became a ridiculous sideshow (before going back to dark, somber and menacing.) This movie is the height of the ridiculous period. As if sheet wearing “Atlantians”, a silly robot who grows to hundreds of feet tall, and a giant beetle as the main villain weren’t enough, this movie featured the single most laughable scene ever shot – the infamous Godzilla Tail Slide.   (scored a 14)

Wildcard

Dark City

An amazing movie most aptly described as “Sci Fi Noir”. Paying homage to both Metropolis and Blade Runner, it’s twisted, dark, smart, exciting, scary, and a million other adjectives all rolled into one. It’s also a stunner visually, with a look that suggests both seedy decay and futuristic splendor. And the story is one that will stay with you, and offers up something “new” with every viewing. And yea, why is it never daytime??? (scored a 14)

As of this writing, judging isn’t over. I won’t “win” (the guy who killed me in sci fi, blockbuster, and action saw to that), but I should still finish in the top half.

The “Great Movie” Draft – Part 2

January 13th, 2010

Here’s my “team” (this took about three weeks… sorry about the font – cutting and pasting into these blogs is a pain in the ass.)

 

Non-American Films

1.       The Seventh Seal

2.       Ugetsu

 

 Silent Films Metropolis

 

Hollywood Classics (1930-1969)

1.       It Happened One Night

2. Sullivan’s Travel
3. The Thief of Bagdad

 

Modern Hollywood Movies (1970- 2009)

1. The Godfather, Part II
2. Taxi Driver
3. Glengarry Glen Ross

 

Comedies

1. Young Frankenstein
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000- The Movie

 

Action Rambo: First Blood Part 2

 

Drama The Remains of the Day

 

Horror Suspiria

 

Blockbuster Giant

 

Animated Aladdin

 

Musical 1776

 

Cult The Toxic Avenger

 

 

Documentary Night and Fog

 

Sci-Fi/Fantasy Solaris

 

Based on Novel American Psycho

 

Independent Fargo

 

Sports The Longest Yard

 

War Gettysburg

 

Childrens Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

 

Holiday Babes In Toyland(March of the Wooden Soldiers)

 

Martial Arts Big Trouble In Little China

 

Western High Plains Drifter

 

Bad Movie Godzilla vs. Megalon

 

Wildcard Dark City

Blu Rays not doing as well as they’d like… bet I know why

December 22nd, 2009

I don’t understand how companies can improve a product in one area, and break it in others. Because, you know, that isn’t an improvement at all.

Being a big movie fan (I have like 900+ DVD’s in my collection), I take an interest in news about the video business and the like. And I’ve been reading that Blu Ray sales are getting softer. It’s almost as if the public really doesn’t like them all that much. And executives are puzzled as to why.

Well, here’s my .02 – they aren’t that big a leap. And they are a significant downgrade in other areas. I have a Playstation 3 (which is supposedly one of the best Blu Ray players available) and I’ve bought more than my share of Blu Rays to play in it, so I feel qualified to talk about it (note: whether I feel qualified to discuss something usually never enters into it anyway… just thought you’d want to know that.)

Ok, back to Blu-Ray. Here are the strengths: The picture looks a little better (and in some cases, a lot better.) And some of the new online type features are neat. Those are largely what they are selling you with Blu-Ray.

But there are three annoyances that make me pause when reaching for a Blu-Ray:

Blu-Ray Annoyance #1 – It doesn’t remember where I stopped- Ok, I usually like to watch a movie the whole way through. But it’s not always possible. So I hit stop, and will come back to it later. 9 out of 10 Blu Ray discs have to start over. Seemingly every DVD in my collection can remember where I left off – even after a year or two!! Why can’t Blu-Ray? I honestly don’t care what the reason is – this is a massive fail. 

Blu-Ray Annoyance #2 – Blu-Ray’s have VERY inconsistent sound -The explosions (etc) are very loud on most Blu-Rays. And the dialog is painfully low. I have to constantly see-saw the volume level, unless I want to wake up Maryellen (I don’t). This happens regardless of equipment used and/or sound settings. Again, massive fail.

Blu-Ray Annoyance #3 – Too much pre-movie crap- DVD’s used to do this as well, but Blu-Ray’s have taken it to an entirely new level. Can I please just watch the friggen movie???? 

I can’t believe that untold millions were spent on making Blu-Ray the chosen format of the future, and they missed/ignored these painfully simple things. Things that an inferior technology handled with ease. It’s a marketing/design goof that I would have pointed out in an afternoon.

Two Weeks of Terror Part 2

October 26th, 2009

I’m splitting this up because that first post was getting a little big.

Again, the idea is a horror movie a night for two weeks. And what does this have to do with business? Nothing, except that every successful businessperson / entrepreneur should have a well-rounded life :)

October 26th – Tenebre (1982)- I’m doing two Dario Argento films in this (the next one will be later this week – if you know Argento, you can likely guess what it is.) Tenebre is more of a “stalker/slasher” movie than pure horror, but Giallo’s (the Italian name for such) have their place in the genre.

Tenebre is the story of a writer visiting Rome, whose novels seem to inspire a local murderer, making him a prime suspect. And that’s prettymuch it. Listen, Dario Argento isn’t much of a screenwriter, but he’s a hell of a director (one of my favorites.) He’s just a master withthe camera, and his touch is decidedly stylish – the moves, sweeps, panning, etc – he’s an artist witha lens. This is a great film to both watch and listen to (featuring a superb score by Goblin, the band he usually uses). It’s also pretty gory – Argento’svictims typically die spectacularly, with blood literally painting the walls.  But despite the gore, this is “art horror” (particularly the long outsideshot of the apartment building with the two girls… you’ll know it when you see it.)  

Expand your horizons – watch Tenebre and see a master director at work. Then get ready for the second Argento later this week.

October 27th – Don’t Look Now (1973) - As you can tell by the movies I’ve picked so far, the location and setting of the film mean a lot to me. Done well, it can make a good movie into a great one. And that’s the case with Don’t Look Now, a creepy little movie set in the most unromantic, downtrodden version of Venice you’ve ever seen. There are no gondolas with singing boatsmen here – just a damp, depressing, crumbling city ready to show you the darker elements of life. And that’s about all I’ll tell you (it’s all you really need to know.)

Like many of the movies I’ve chosen so far, this is more “atmospheric terror” than in-your-face scares – a group of teenagers turning this on while saying “ok, bring on the scary movie” will be disappointed.  But that’s ok – these movies are meant to be actually watched and experienced, not halfheartedly textedthrough. Watch this alone in the dark with no breaks and tell me what you think…

October 28th – The Blair Witch Project (1999) – This is likely the most polarizing movie in horror history – you either love it and think it’s brilliantly scary with one of the best/scariest ending scenes ever, or you hate it and say “it was nothing but shaky film and screaming”. And to be honest, it’s both – it’s just the people who love it see something beyond the screaming.

I tend to watch movies without pretense, without pre-formed opinions, etc. I like to watch them start to finish without interruption, and usually become engrossed in them – it’s the only way to watch movies, really (in my opinion anyway). And if you do that with Blair Witch, especially if you are alone, it will scare the @#$% out of you. Especially that ending. I almost don’t see how it can’t.

October 29 – La noche del terror ciego (Tombs of the Blind Dead) (1971)- This is a guilty pleasure of mine. Technically, it’s not a “great” horror film, but I can’t resist putting it here. It’s the first in the “Blind Dead” series by Spanish director Amando de Ossorio, and one of the creepiest films around. Like many good movies, it takes a bit to get going, but once everyone gets to the castle where the Blind Dead reside, it becomes everything you want it to be. The best part are the “blind” zombies who slowly shuffle towards their prey, relying on sound. They are ancient corpses, with rotting bone and tattered robes – some of the best looking zombies ever.  

One of my favorite DVD sets in my collection is the “Blind Dead” coffin box, seen here.

October 30th – The Beyond (1981)- I’m a fan of certain horror directors – Argento, George Romero, and Lucio Fulci all pop to mind. “The Beyond” is Fulci’s entry to my Two Weeks of Terror. It’s set in a run down New Orleans hotel that was built over one of the entrances to hell. There are supernatural happenings, killings, zombies, and… well… Hell.

Fulci is known for some surreal images and gore – buckets of it. People are killed by zombies, acid, spiders, etc. Despite what I’ve mentioned, however, out of my entire list, this one probably plays most like a “popcorn movie”. Maybe I’m just weird, but I’ve always found this one fun.

October 31 – Suspiria (1977)- My favorite horror film of all time is Dario Argento’s “Suspiria“. And why is it my favorite? Well, it’s not the story, which is average. Or the acting, which isn’t that great. It’s the way this movie looks, and sounds – in very simple terms, this is probably the most beautiful horror film ever shot, and has a score (again, by Argento staple ”Goblin”) that is worth owning on its own. The use of color and surreal images of the German dance academy(where the movie is set), along with some of the best horror music ever, invokes a dreamlike state that completely envelops a viewer – until, of course, the shockingly graphic violence that Argento is also known for. It makes for a mix of calm and terror that is unsurpassed. This would be a five star movie with no dialog at all.

And there you have it – two weeks of the best horror imaginable.

I know many were left out – Dawn/Day of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, The Omen, Salem’s Lot, A Nightmare on Elm Street, probably five Vincent Price films, Willard/Ben, Jaws, The Descent, Race with the Devil…. I could go on and on. Looks like I might have to do this again next year :)

Thanks for reading – one more movie post, and then we’ll get back to business.

Two Weeks of Terror (The List)

October 23rd, 2009

I started doing this as a Facebook post… Watching a Horror Movie a night for two weeks.

I’m a HUGE horror movie fan. I mean, enough of a fan that I was discussing them on Usenet in alt.horror 10 years ago, and owned all the good Asian films (thanks to Bootlegs purchased on Ebay) years before the American remakes were even thought of. It’s a hobby, for sure.

I like all kinds of horror movies - I love a good, atmospheric ghost story; I like zombie films; slashers; weird stuff; vampires; I even like utter trash, like HG Lewis’ sixties “gore” films like Blood Feast and 2,000 Maniacs.

So the other day, on a whim, I said “I’ll watch one a night until Halloween” and posted such on Facebook. I decided that they’d all be what I consider “good to great” horror films (meaning no “so bad they are good” stuff like the above-mentioned HG Lewis or “Plan 9″ or the like.) I guess my goal (besides watching them, of course) was to maybe expose someone to a movie they have not seen. As a film buff, I like doing that.

Anyway, I was asked for a list, so I’ll post such here, with a short synopsis of each movie. I’ll update this as I go. I’ll also link these to their IMDB entries, so you can find out a little more about them. I’ll also post links to amazon if I mention a particular version, etc.

Oct 19th - Night of the Living Dead (1968)George Romero’s classic zombie movie is the perfect place to start. Shot in beautiful black and white, and filled with tension, this is the movie that kicked off the zombie genre as we know it. He’s gone on to do better (Dawn of the Dead / Day of the Dead), but for pure “Halloween style” atmosphere and scares, you can’t beat the original. 

October 20th – Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (1971) - Great title, huh?? This is a really creepy movie that is largely unknown. Why it’s unknown is beyond me, as it has “scary atmosphere” to spare. Maybe it’s because the acting isn’t really all that great, and at times, it almost seems like a TV movie (maybe it was? The 70′s were big on TV movies). But trust me, if you like horror movies, you’ll love this one.  

October 21st – The Exorcist (1973) - You can’t have a list of great horror films without The Exorcist. This movie utterly shocked people in the early 70′s, and it’s aged well – it’s still pretty disturbing today. The makeup and effects were really well done for 1973, but it’s the fairly simple story/set that really makes this film – almost all of the key scenes take place in Regan’s bedroom. Personally, I prefer “The version you’ve never seen“, which includes the really creepy “spider crawl” scene. Just a note to anyone looking to pick this up.

October 22nd – Nosferatu (1922) - The first vampire movie (and in my opinion, easily the best.) Max Schreck plays Count Orloknot as a suave, sophisticated, angst-ridden vampire, but as a horribly deformed, cursed soul – he’s really something to behold. This is an old silent film, so don’t expect whiz-bang in your face scares, but to me, the mood of this film is second to none. There are a million versions and prints around, but this one, from Image Entertainment, is easily the best. It has the correct speed, and lets you choose from two different musical scores.

October 23 – Ringu (1998) - This is it… the big one. This is the Asian film that got all the “US remakes” started. Ringuis a creepy supernatural story about a vengeful, thoroughly evil spirit that kills people seven days after they watch a cursed video. It is a really scary film, with an immense feeling of dread that doesn’t let up. And it has one of the best endings ever. I actually liked the US remake also, but feel the Japanese one is superior, because the spirit (Sadako) is so twisted and dark… she was made a little too cute in the US version.

 October 24th – Session 9 (2001) - Great little scary movie that never got any real press. David Caruso (from NYPD Blue) is part of an asbestos cleanup crew working in a creepy, abandoned asylum, where things are not what they seem. This is one of those movies that drips with atmosphere, because the location is just so dominating (the asylum may as well be a character). It takes a little while to get going, but the interplay between the actors is good enough to keep you interested. It gets really gripping about halfway through, and the climax is pretty disturbing (and scary).

 October 25th – The Shining (1980) – We’ll continue with the “location is almost a character” theme and go with Stanley Kubrick’s version of “The Shining” (that’s the one with Jack Nicholson - not the one with the Wings guy). Stories abound on how difficult Kubrick was to work with, but the results are spectacular, as the Overlook hotel is just a deathly forebodingplace, not to mention Jack’s maniacal performance. The score on this film is also superb- just listen to the music in the beginning as you see the little yellow volkswagen go to the hotel and tell me that’s not one of the best opening pieces to a horror film ever… and those two little girls. Eeek.

 I could go on – if you haven’t seen this, you must, and if you have seen it, watch it again this week. This is horror at its best.

 Continued in Part 2

New interview

September 19th, 2009

I got interviewed by Leslie Truex of Work at Home Success - turn up the volume, as my voice seems low (which is nothing like it is in real life… ask Maryellen :) )

Ingmar Bergman

July 31st, 2009

Sweedish film director Ingmar Bergman died two years ago. He was one of my favorite film directors, and I wrote this in my old blog the next day (although I’ve updated it for 2009).

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The world of movies lost a great one, as Ingmar Bergman died yesterday.

Bergman has a special place in my heart, as he was the director that showed me how film can really be art. The quality of his work is stunning, to say the least.

I don’t want to sound like a film snob – I like prettymuch all types of movies. I’m a fan of arthouse stuff, and I also like a summer popcorn movie as much as the next guy. But there is a profound difference in  “Transformers 2” (and similar) and a film like Bergman’s “The Seventh Seal”.

With the summer popcorn movie (or any mainstream film), you may remember a line of witty dialog, maybe a character or two, or perhaps an action scene. You leave the theater and say “wow, that was really good”. And then you go on. Which is great – I love being entertained by a fun movie. I just bought Watchmen on BluRay the other day – it’s just a seriously ”fun” movie.

But watching something like The Seventh Seal (or The Virgin Spring, or Wild Strawberries, to name two other Bergman classics) is different. I believe films like this actually enrich your life and make you a more complete person. You come out not remembering one particular “cool” scene (although Max Von Sydow playing chess with Death in The Seventh Seal is a pretty famous scene), but with a wonderful feeling… you know you saw something profound and great, but you can’t quite put your finger on what makes it so great. I’ve never seen the real Mona Lisa, but I’m told the effect is similar. 

If anyone hasn’t seen a Bergman film (or any “great” cinema for that matter) and wants to explore a little, let me give you one piece of advice that will help: carve yourself out some time to do such. You can’t watch a movie like The Seventh Seal with interruptions from kids or life or whatnot. You just can’t. You need to sit still for two hours in the dark and really watch it. And don’t expect to be “entertained” by it like you would be with some action movie, crime story, or relationship drama.

Instead, watch it and absorb it.

You’ll come away a better person. Trust me.