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Movie Review – 1776

July 3rd, 2009

Happy Birthday America, and happy B-day to me, too (well, I’m today, July 3 :)
Anyway, in the spirit of the time of year, here’s a movie review that fits very nicely.  By the way, all movies I’ll review (now and in the future – I plan to talk about movies a bit more, as I’m a real “Cinema” buff) are available on DVD.

1776

If one looks at movies as a magical multi-hour escape from reality, then the musical genre ranks near the top of the list. I mean, what could be more escapist and fantastic as ordinary people bursting into song and dance as they interact? The musical has been a big part of film history, with Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, and even street gangs singing and dancing their way through the rain, on ceilings, and in almost any other imaginable scenario. It seems nothing was too ludicrous to put to music. But even knowing how full-blown and over-the-top musicals are, one could still find the concept of a musical starring the Founding Fathers a bit silly. If I didn’t like this movie so much, I’d probably join in and laugh at it, too.

The movie I refer to is 1776, and it is indeed a musical about the Second Continental Congress, which for those of you who failed history, convened in 1775-1776 and formally created America. The movie was adapted from the play of the same name, and indeed features many of the same actors who starred in the Broadway production. For those of you who are thinking a movie with a singing and dancing Ben Franklin sounds like a terrible idea, let me dispel that notion right away – as silly as it may sound, 1776 is a first-rate musical, and one of my favorite movies of all time (I have about 800 “favorite” movies). But really, I love the film, I watch it yearly (right around July 4th, of course), and I always find it fresh and fun. I have recommended it to many people – and not one person has come away disappointed.

1776 tells a story most Americans don’t really know – how the Declaration of Independence came about.  Oh sure, we all know the founding fathers got together in Philadelphia and declared independence, but most people don’t know much more than that. There are many familiar names in this movie – Adams, Franklin, Jefferson, etc etc, but how many people know Dickenson? Or Hopkins? Or how important they were?

1776 shows us the whole story, in an over-the-top manner that is both fun and surprisingly accurate (well, as accurate as a musical can be.) I’m a big fan of the revolutionary period, and I can only find a few minor things to nitpick about in this movie (such as the fact that they all didn’t sign it on July 4, etc). But for the most part, the “big picture” view of the events and congressional arguments depicted prettymuch happened. What I’m saying is, you can learn something watching this movie.

And argue these men do. If you think our present congress is gridlocked, wait until you see “obnoxious and disliked” John Adams (brilliantly played by William Daniels) and John Dickenson go at it. Or Ben Franklin lecture Edward Rutledge. Trying to keep peace is Congress president John Hancock, while Thomas Jefferson just wants to get the damn Declaration written so he can go see his wife. The Declaration did not come about easily.

These are famous men, and playing them requires some degree of acting skill. I’m stunned that nobody in this film got a nomination for any acting Oscar, as many of the portrayals are really well done (especially Daniels as Adams… hey, did you know he was the voice of KITT in the 80′s version of Knight Rider?)

Also depicted very well is the famous “Dearest Friend” correspondence between Adams and his wife Abigail. Taking many of the words/feelings right from their letters, the two are presented talking to each other while not really being together in a physical sense – it’s cleverly done. The film also uses a noted “play” prop in the huge calendar that depicts the date. When it needs to be tomorrow, someone comes in and rips the date off, and it’s tomorrow (err.. today?) These small elements translated very well to the screen.

I must mention the songs themselves, as they are really memorable, and jump right out at you. From the boisterous  opening number “Sit Down, John” to Adams and Abigail doing “Piddle Twiddle and Resolve” to the hilarious  “But Mr. Adams”,  featuring  Adams, Jefferson and Franklin  prancing their way to conning someone (Jefferson) into writing the historic document, the songs are amongst the most “clever” I have seen in a musical (whew – that was a long sentence.) In fact, the actors clearly have fun with the songs, occasionally breaking form and chastising the singers for singing. Very funny.

1776 is a wonderful way to spend a few hours and learn a little bit about American history as well. It’s fun, it’s fairly factual, and it depicts the colonial period very well. Highly recommended, whether you think you’ll like a musical or not.

Hilarious

June 8th, 2009

Ok, children of the 80′s… here’s one of those cheesy 80′s videos (Total Eclipse of the Heart) with the literal translation of what is happening in the video.

And it’s absolutely hilarious – one of the funnier things I’ve seen online.

Like last time, this has nothing to do with business – but so what…

A dirty little advertising trick

June 1st, 2009

A group of TV advertisers are resorting to pretty slimy form of trickery with their advertising and sales pitch.

The advertisers in question are the slicer / dicer / cleaner / handy dandy gadget type advertisers. They usually have a hype-filled one-minute commercial, and then, at the end say “and you can get yours for only 19.99…. BUT WAIT…. Call now, and we’ll throw in a SECOND one for free. That’s TWO slug trail removers for only $19.99″

Obviously, I made the product up, but my point should be clear. They throw in a second one for free. Ok, that’s not so bad. So what’s the slimy trick?

The trick comes in when you order. A computer recording takes your order, and asks you how many you are ordering… they fail to mention they want to know how many SETS OF TWO you are ordering.

So the commercial says 2 slicer dicers for $19.99. The computer voice asks how many you want. You say “two”, thinking one, plus the free one. 

They then send you TWO ORDERS OF TWO.

They basically get a double order from almost everyone. And, it’s such a pain in the ass to send something back via mail, most people say “oh well, I’ll just give one away”.

Pretty slimy, huh?

Anyone need a magic slicer?

THIS is a “thumping?” (word choice)

May 24th, 2009

As a writer, I pay attention to the words people use.

During a discussion on a forum earlier today, someone mentioned that one soccer team “thumped” another, 2-0. I don’t follow soccer, but I found the word use odd.

2-0? That’s it? Two to nothing is a thumping? 

I would figure if a team got “thumped”, they got beat pretty bad. 2-0 isn’t bad. 12-0 is bad.

I would call it a “win”, as in “team A won 2-0″  or even something like “team A outlasted team B 2-0″. You could even use the word “beat”, like ”team A beat team B 2-0″ (but, and I have to be clear, you can’t call it a “beating”.)

I just found “thumped” to be an interesting word choice. But I’ve seen this before in soccer – announcers will talk about how one team dominated another, and the final score was 1-0.

One to nothing. That’s “domination”???

I must say, I disagree. The whole team scored one friggen’ goal. That’s only one more goal than *I* scored, and I don’t even play.   

Happy Memorial Day

A little business annoyance

May 5th, 2009

I’m sure I’ve written about this before – maybe here, maybe in an old blog, but it happened again today, so I need to mention it (and I will keep mentioning it until i change the world!) Apologoes in advance – this is a little “rantish”.

I hate it being implied that what I do is easy.

There are two ways this happens. One way is a client will say something like “oh, this should be an easy job for you” or “I’ve got an easy one for you“.

This may seem innocent, but I find it a little annoying. How do they know it’s an easy job? Because it almost always isn’t. Believe me, writing to get someone to click (or react) is hard. Sometimes, I’ve spent half a day on one page. Usually when someone says “this’ll be easy for you”, it’s a setup for “I’m not going to pay a lot for this”.

So please, do me and every other professional you deal with a favor – don’t tell them their job should be “easy”. Let them decide what’s easy, and what isn’t.

The other one that people sometimes use that somewhat discounts what I do is the old “well, I could write this myself, but I don’t have the time”.  I hear that one every so often.

Ummm, no Captain Marvelous, you probably couldn’t write this. That’s why you’re coming to me.  There’s no shame there – this is what I do.

You can say about your lawn guy “I’d cut it myself, but…” and I’ll believe you. But please, there’s no need to say to me “you know, I’m hiring you simply because I have no time“.  

I hire web designers because I can’t make websites. I have Jen do any graphic work for me because I suck at it. I hire a plumber because I have a 50% “it holds” ratio when I solder pipe (and you don’t find out if it holds until you turn on the water… which sucks when you’ve soldered 5 connections.) I don’t tell any of these people that what I need done is “easy”. And I certainly don’t say “I could do it myself, but…”

Anyway, that’s my little rant for today. Tomorrow, we’ll talk about “what part of 14 items or less don’t you understand?”  :)

Another dumb boss story

May 1st, 2009

On my old blog, I posted some stories about my old jobs and idiot bosses. I’ll bring them over here from time to time, because through them, you can see where I get my attitude regarding bosses and such, and why I choose to work for myself:

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Around 1994, I sold cars at this busy dealership. The sales manager was always setting sales goals, and they were always increasing. After awhile, he really started getting nuts with it. This one month, he set a goal for 200 cars. The dealership never sold 200 cars in a month, so he really pushed for this. He told us “come in on your day off, come in early, stay late, but we HAVE to beat 200!”

Well, I was young and dumb, so I bought into the BS. Like everyone else, I came in early, stayed late, and worked my day off. In fact, I worked 30 days in a row – we all did. And we sold 227 cars for the month!! Yay us!!

We got a nice catered lunch, and then we got down to business at the next sales meeting… this time it was “well, NOW we have to beat 227. So you need to come in early, stay late, and work your day off….”

At this point, sitting in the back of the meeting, I raised my hand. The sales manager says “what is it, Furman?” I replied, ever so meekly, “umm, when do we get to rest?”

Silence. Dead silence. Then, with a glare, my question was ignored.

Well, I stopped coming in early. And stopped staying late. And took my days off. I was fired about three weeks later because I wasn’t a “team player”.

Well, that’s because the team sucked.

Vacation just about over

April 28th, 2009

One more day “off”, and it’s back to work. This has been a really nice vacation – just lounging around home with Maryellen, doing some gardening, setting up spring/summer stuff, etc. Got really hot towards the end here (high 80′s/ low 90′s since Sat, which is astonishingly odd for a NY April). I actually put the air conditioners in on Sunday (earliest I ever did that by a month.) 

And tomorrow night, it’ll be in the 30′s. Really odd.

Anyway, just wanted to say “hello” as I’ve been away for a bit. I’ve been thinking of some new stuff to write. Until then, here’s a neat pic of a carpenter bee (it was so hard to get the camera to focus on him as he zipped along – they move like Hummingbirds.)

Let’s have some fun

April 19th, 2009

I’m taking a break for about ten days (I do this every April… Maryellen and I like to take a Spring Break to essentially do some landscaping and enjoy spring… we like playing in the dirt!)

But before I go, let me leave you w/ something that I find funny.

Ok, I was born in 1966, meaning I came of age in the 80′s. Thus, I have a soft spot for all things 80′s. But one aspect of the 80′s that I can admit hasn’t aged well is music videos. I mean, looking back, the music videos of the 80′s were horrible. It was the infancy of mainstream music videos, and as a result, people really didn’t have a feel for what made a video bad or good. Thus, you had a lot of videos that were almost literal translations of the song. 

For example, if a song mentioned a jungle, the video usually had a jungle in it. Or, to give another example, I recall a video by the band Bananarama where the girls in the band threw bananas out of a car window (I could just hear some marketing dweeb saying “look, it’s quite simple… the name of the group is Bananarama, so we have to have Bananas somewhere in the video, ok?? People are going to expect that.” )

I think that guy went on to become one of my many bosses, but that’s beside the point.

Anyway, even worse, some bands didn’t do the simple “follow the song” script, and instead tried to make some ”artsy” video that told a story, interjected with the band playing. And the results were usually side-splittingly laughable. Because the bands are just so… serious about it.

Journey did this in their video for Separate Ways (Worlds Apart). The song is a decent enough 80′s anthem, but it’s a pretty funny video. Not just because it’s cheesy, mind you, but because they were really trying to be cool. I have referenced this particular video for years whenever discussing how funny 80′s videos were.

Here’s the video for you to look at (this will open a new window… sorry, this video won’t let me embed it in the blog):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk

Ok, did you watch it?

Isn’t that just… I dunno. Words are hard to come by. But they were seriously trying to be “hip”. I mean, I can imaging the director saying to the keyboardist.. “you know what would be REALLY cool? If you could play the keyboards on_the_wall… yea, you heard me right - THE FRIGGEN  WALL!!! It’ll blow their MINDS!!!” 

Now, here’s the funny part – obviously, I’m not the only person who thought this video was funny. A group of college kids remade this video last year shot for shot. What’s even better, they put the original in a little window within their video. The results are positively hilarious – check out the wigs, phony moustaches, etc. These guys definitely had a good time, and it shows.

Cool, huh?

Others have taken to copying these guys and do their own remake (the original Separate Ways video has taken on a cult-like status in the ”cheesy 80′s videos” genre), but nobody else’s is nearly as good.

Now, I don’t mean to disparage Journey – I definitely like the band, and they always bring a good 80′s vibe to mind. But that’s when I hear them, not watch them :)

Alright – have a good week, all.

A simple e-mail point, as told through a story about my mom

April 14th, 2009

I wrote this awhile back as an article on my website, but I really like it, and the point I make is very valid, so I wanted it here, too:

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My mom, bless her, tried using e-mail a few years ago. Despite the fact that teaching her to double click was a three month ordeal, she wanted to get online and see what this whole internet thing was all about.

My mom’s interest in the internet and e-mail was short lived, however. After an enthusiastic beginning where she would e-mail everyone in the family awkward two line ALL CAPS messages (“I LEARNED WEBPAGES TODAY SEE YOU SUNDAY LOVE YOU BYE”), her e-mail output started to wane as time went on.

I think perhaps this is because she felt intimidated by technology and the “fast pace” of the internet. Also, the “internet-speak” baffled her. For example, LOL (laughing out loud) is most certainly “loll” to my mom (this is a woman who, for thirty years, thought the Beatles were “working like a dove” in A Hard Days Night.)

By the way, I do not mean to imply that Doves don’t work hard. I’m sure they do. In fact, between posing for the Woodstock logo and crying on Prince’s Purple Rain album, the dove has been positively tireless, and a shining example for all avians. Don’t shit on my truck, ok?

Anyway, to continue with my story, my mom never mastered e-mail, and stopped using it. This was several years ago. Her e-mail inbox currently has several thousand unread messages.

My point?

Simple – I see many many companies, both large and small, have hired my mom to handle their e-mail communications.

Are they insane?

Really, my mom does lots of things well: She can drive a school bus; she’s a champion shopper; she keeps  a great house; and she buys the best presents for people. But trust me – she’s abysmal at e-mail. Why some companies hired her is beyond me.

To further demonstrate this, let me give you a real life example of what happens:

Your Customer writes in an e-mail: Please help – the gruddy rod broke off the extra coarse kippey pad, causing an odd vinegar-type smell… What should I do?

My mom reads the e-mail and thinks: “I wonder if Dan wears a large or an extra large shirt? Will the one I bought fit him? And does he like zippers?”

And the e-mail goes unanswered. This happens *all* the time.

WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING MY MOM TO HANDLE YOUR E-MAIL?? SHE’S TERRIBLE AT IT. PLEASE, HIRE SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL ACTUALLY ANSWER.

Ok, I think I made my point. By the way, it’s XL, and no, I don’t like zippers all that much.

One more book update (NOT April Fools!)

April 1st, 2009

Do the Web Write has finally been released on Amazon. Go to the book’s page on this site and there’s a direct link to the Amazon page.

Yay!!!