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Home Business Musings – I don’t miss this boss at all.

February 23rd, 2012

I love owning a home based business. And I love working for myself. One reason is I only had few bosses that I really liked – the rest were idiots. Here’s a quick story about one of the idiots, and a sneaky little thing he once tried to pull:

Years ago, I worked as a tech support person for a customer service company. People would call with computer problems, which were almost always the result of their incompetence, and not the fault of the machine. So essentially, my job was to guide people through double clicking the mouse and such. It was mind-numbing work, to be honest.

One time, this lady called, and felt I didn’t help her enough. She wanted to back up a 150 MB file to one floppy disk (1.44 MB capacity.) I told her (nicely) it couldn’t be done. She got angry, and insisted I was wrong, and that her brother (a truck driver) told her it COULD be done,  since he’s a “computer genius” (to which I replied “guess he just drives trucks on the side, being a computer genius and all.”)

Anyway, she writes a nasty letter to my boss (perhaps my sarcasm didn’t go over too well.) My boss gets the letter and calls me into the office. He shuts the door, and says:

This is unacceptable. One more, and you’re gone. Now, this is going in your file, as part of your PERMANENT RECORD. It will be there FOREVER. In fact, in thousands of years, when archaeologists find this place, they’ll know that Dan gave lousy customer service!!! BWAAAhahahahha”   

Ok, I’m making the archaeologists part up. But my point is this – my action was so bad, so unforgivably terrible that it could never be forgotten. Ever!!!!

Sigh… fair enough. I was rude to the angry computer illiterate lady. It’s one of the lessons you take away from customer service – you learn how not to be rude. I guess I was still learning at that point.

But I learned quick.

Two weeks later, I got not one, but TWO letters saying what exceptional service I gave. I felt really good, because I really made an effort and tried to be nicer and better help people, and obviously, my efforts were paying off.

My boss beamed at me as he showed me the letters. Then he did the most underhanded thing in the world – he handed them to me to keep.

At first, that didn’t seem so underhanded, but I then remembered being in that same chair two weeks earlier. Then I thought about my reputation with the archaeologists and such. So I asked him “wait – can’t THESE be a part of my permanent record too?”  

Turns out, that’s not the way it worked in his eyes - only BAD things go in the file forever. Good things are given to you. Because the boss knows you’ll lose them. It also makes it really easy to fire you when your file has nothing but negatives in it.

Not a day goes by that I’m not thrilled I work for myself. The above illustrates just one reason why.

How to watch a movie

January 13th, 2012

I’m not all business here – today I’m going to teach you how to watch a movie (this is a post from my old blog updated for 2012 – I do that every so often when I have an old thought I want to revive.)

Anyway, I’m a big movie buff / borderline film snob, and I got a few classic films for Xmas (including the Giorgio Morodor version of Fritz Lang’s Metropolis.) I immersed myself in that one last night, and it was awesome. But I view movies a little different than your average Joe, so I wanted to post a little something about the art of watching a movie for those that are interested.

Now, it may seem odd that I post this, because “watching a movie” takes no more effort than, say, “looking out the window”. In fact, depending on if the sun is in your eyes or not, the movie might be infinitely easier.

But to me, there’s a profound difference between watching a movie, and watching a movie.

Most people simply watch movies. But a few watch movies. Here’s the difference (besides the overly clever use of italics):

  • You can watch a movie over a few sittings. Just pause the DVD and come back later.
  • You watch a movie in one sitting. Straight through.
  • You can watch a movie with interruptions. Kids, phone, dinner, etc.
  • You watch a movie with no interruptions. Go away.
  • You can watch a movie with friends – you goof, yell at the screen, comment, etc.
  • Watching a movie with friends is hard, unless they are watching it also.

You probably get the point. In other words, when you watch a movie, you actually carve out time to really watch it. And you allow yourself to get absorbed in it. You understand the characters, what’s going on, etc – the movie gets your full attention.

Now, whether I watch a film or simply watch one depends on the film. I merely watch “Transformers 2″. But I watch “The Seventh Seal.” To me, it’s really the only way you can truly enjoy such a film.

I’ve been told by people “I wish I could get into movies like you do”.

Well, it’s easy – just watch them.

A Thanksgiving Post about King Kong

November 24th, 2011

This post will be a Thanksgiving tradition. You’ll see it every year here. Lots of businesses give nice heartfelt messages on Thanksgiving, and that’s good. But instead of repeating what others have said, here’s something fun I remember about Thanksgiving.

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It’s the Holiday season (Thanksgiving, to be exact), and that means the 1930’s version of King Kong is probably on TV numerous times.

When I was a kid, this movie was on every Thanksgiving on NY Channel 9. And being a “monster movie” fan, I watched every year. And besides the annual Thanksgiving showing, they also seem to play Kong lot between Thanksgiving and X-Mas – hence this post, as it got me thinking about it.

Truth be told, I love this movie (the 2005 remake was decent, but too long – the original is a better experience… the 1977 remake never happened. Don’t bring it up again.) However, even though I love it, King Kong probably has the biggest plot holes of any movie I have ever seen.

KONG SIZED plot holes.

To wit, here are a few questions I have (these also appeared on my old site years back):

·     The voyage to Skull Island took over a month. So the voyage back (with Kong) would have taken a month. What did they feed Kong that month? And whose job was it to clean up after him?

 

·     The “big show” in NY was… what, exactly? Kong chained to the wall? That’s it? That was going to be the big show? Talk about underwhelming. Good thing he escaped – now THAT was a show. In fact, one could say it’s almost like they planned Kong’s escape (heyyyyy…. )

 

·     What did Kong do with the other women who were sacrificed to him? He kept Ann Darrow around – where were the others? I always envisioned he had a harem back at his cave… (for what it’s worth, I’d keep Fay Wray around too)

 

·     Kong climbed the Empire State Building. The friggen EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!! But he couldn’t scale that puny 50 wall the natives built?? Really??

 

·     Which leads us to my biggest issue – the natives built a 50 wall to keep Kong and the other giant monsters out. Truth be told, that’s probably a smart thing to do when you live on an island full of giant monsters. So tell me, why on earth did they equip this wall with a 50 door??? That makes NO SENSE AT ALL. You build a wall to keep Kong out, but you also put in a Kong-sized door?? WHY??? For what possible reason??? If the wall needed a door, why not a regular, native-sized door?    

   Oh... Hi Kong... didn't see you there. Come on in.

Oh, hi Kong… come on in.

Anyway, have a great Thanksgiving!!

My Thoughts on Occupy Wall Street

October 27th, 2011

I’m sure most of you are dying to know my thoughts on the Occupy Wall Street protests that don’t seem to be going away. I have to be honest in saying that my own thoughts are somewhat unclear on the matter. However, there are a few things I want to be clear about right up front: (more…)

A tale of two clerks

September 23rd, 2011

Well, two service people (one clerk, and one waiter.)

The other day, Maryellen and I went to the diner. We love the local diner here – really good food, very reasonable, and usually good service.

So we go in, get seated and then… nothing. We had menus, and were ready to order, but a server never came. I guess the person who handled our section just wasn’t on the ball. I could see three waitresses talking, and I made eye contact, but nobody came. 5 minutes or so go by, and I’m ready to leave (I never complain about stuff like this anymore, because I’m never very nice about it. It’s a character flaw of mine, but I can’t help it. So to spare me being mean to someone, I just leave.)

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Whoever…

July 27th, 2011

So I get one of those pieces of mail today (I think it was from GEICO insurance company) that was addressed to “Dan Furman or Current Occupant”. As I looked at that address, I took a moment to think about what that is really saying:

It’s essentially saying “Ok, we’d really like Dan Furman to read this, because he’s a fine individual that we want to do business with. But on the off-chance that Dan is not here, well, ANYONE ELSE will do. Really, anyone living at this address is fine. Tax cheat, axe murderer… whatever. If you’re at this address, even if you’re not Dan, open this up – we want YOU.”

I’m glad Maryellen doesn’t feel this way.

Enjoy the rest of your week.

The downside of working for yourself

July 23rd, 2011

Since this blog is technically “new”, I’ll move some of my favorite archived posts to the front from time to time.

I talk a lot here about the benefits of working for yourself, and yea, I admit, it’s a pretty nice gig overall. But it’s not all sunshine and rainbows, either. There are some drawbacks, and I’d be remiss if I did not mention a few of them. Keep in mind these are more slated towards me and people like me (basically a one-person or very small operation.)

  • It’s hard doing everything in relation to your business. For example, I answer my own phone, and I answer all e-mail (I know you are saying “big deal”, but really, these two tasks eat up a lot of time. I’m getting better at reducing the time spent, but still, it’s a lot. )

  • In relation to the above, guess who is responsible for all marketing and such… like adwords, updating the website, blog posts, business forums (gotta keep up a presence), etc? Yup, me again. And increasingly, these tasks are far from the “set it and forget it” they were a few years ago. Your website needs constant work. Your adwords needs attention. You need to write a blog. A few twitters won’t hurt. Etc. This all takes time. Truthfully, you get very few actual days off. The only time I ever really take off are my vacations, when I totally unplug. Otherwise, it’s generally seven days a week. Admittedly, I try not to do client work on weekends, but I still do the e-mail thing, I still work on the site and my marketing, and I’m writing this very blog post on a Saturday. It never really gets shut off.

  • Us smaller operations are very vulnerable to the economy. Right now, I am working harder than I did two years ago, for about the same (and maybe even a little less) money. In an overall sense, the jobs (and invoices) have gotten smaller, there’s no doubt about that.

  • We’re also very “exposed” in terms of competition. Here’s what I mean by that… my brother-in-law owns a popular local jewelry store. To compete with him, you really kind of need a million dollars to open a competing store. What do you need to compete with me? Some writing talent, a small website, and enough $$ for a few adwords ads… am I leaving anything out?  The barrier to entry for us small businesses is minuscule. That’s, of course, a good thing for people starting out, but it’s also not so great for those of us already here, as I just illustrated.

  • There’s also the “grow or die” thing that all businesses seemingly must adhere to. If you aren’t moving forward, then you are moving backwards. But… maybe I’m happy where I am. Maybe I don’t really want to grow. Maybe I don’t really want to hire other writers and juggle 10 projects at once. I’m at this point right now – do I want to stay (essentially) a one-guy shop, or do I want to expand? See, staying a one-guy shop will be hard, because of my third point above (smaller jobs, more work, less money). But growing… that’s scary. What to do? I really don’t know the answer, so my first inclination was to actually try and combine the two by growing the “Dan Furman Brand”, so to say.  Which is what I’m going to try (that’s what this new website is for.) 

I left out a lot of stuff, obviously, but the above should give you an idea that working for yourself is by no means ”easy” (as some people have told me it must be.) In fact, I wish sometimes my life was as simple as showing up to some job Mon-Fri, collecting a paycheck, and not even thinking about work during off hours. I’ve done both, and working for yourself is way harder. I like it better (by a good deal), but it’s by no means easy.

Goodness, that felt good to write :)

More about work

July 15th, 2011

I want to talk more about work, because it’s on my mind.

My last post was about my advice to the class of 2011, and essentially, I said you need to work, and be the person who gets things done. Nothing wrong with that, really, but I want to discuss work a little deeper in how it relates to success. (more…)

My advice to the class of 2011

June 29th, 2011

I know you guys (and girls – we’re all for equal rights here) have gotten a ton of advice. You’ve been told what industries have the best growth potential, how to plan for your future, and for you high school grads, what colleges and majors have the best chance to give you that solid income everyone wants (hint – we have enough communication majors, kids.)

I’ll offer a different take.

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Cooking the perfect steak

June 26th, 2011

Can’t do business on an empty stomach. So let’s make a steak.

Dan’s perfect steak: (this is a slight variation of the Alton Brown method)

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