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Copywriting 101 – How long does Copywriting take?

December 12th, 2011

I always have a lot of people e-mailing me about copywriting: “I want to be a copywriter, how do I do it?”… “I’m starting a copywriting business – do you have any advice?”… How much do I charge for copywriting?

Etc etc.

So I figured it might be useful to post some thoughts on copywriting, how I do it, what to expect, and so on. I’ll start today with how long something takes to “copywrite”.

To begin, there really is no hard and fast rule. I have written a 900 word article in an hour, and I’ve taken three hours to write one half as long. I’ve taken a full day to write one webpage, and other days, I’ve banged out a six page website. It all generally depends on the topic / industry, and the intent of the writing.

I mention “intent”, and it’s something that’s very important.   The intent of the writing matters a LOT.

What I mean by intent is “what do we want a reader to do / think?” If we want the reader to contact / buy, well, that’s infinitely harder than just “well, we just want some articles for SEO”.  But it goes even deeper than the piece itself. For example, take a five page website for an accounting firm – every page has to at least give the reader the feeling of “yes, these folks are the ones to contact”. It very different than just throwaway articles for SEO.

This is why there is such disparity in copywriting prices. “”Cheap copywriting” firms from India and the like bang out mindless SEO articles or pages of web copy for $15 each, because they literally take a few minutes to cut and paste together (don’t think they do it any other way.) But to write one that gets 100 comments on the Huffington Post (or converts at 5%)? That might take a few hours (hint: those are the kind I do.)

Everyone is different, but here are my “general” times for pieces:

Web Copy – Assuming “normal” sized pages (300-500 words), I can count on a page of good web copy taking anywhere from an hour to four hours. Each. I realize that’s a big gap, but it’s accurate. Just the other day I spent 4 hours writing a 400-word landing page.

Letters – Depending on the topic, a one-page letter will take me anywhere from one to three hours. Letters are usually (but not always) a little easier than web copy as the intent  / audience tends to be more focused.

Articles – “Easy” articles on common topics can take an hour. Anything in depth will take longer (for example, I spend a half day each week ghostwriting a Huffington Post article for a somewhat famous client.)

The time taken to copywrite anything is something I cannot negotiate. I write like I write, and that’s that. To be honest, I think the times listed above are pretty common for most professional copywriters. I’ve been doing this for a decade, and I don’t see anyone writing a results-getting webpage in a half an hour. Even if you are just starting out, the times listed above aren’t going to change too much.

Now, this does not mean you are tapping keys for four hours. The other day, when I was writing that 400 word / 4 hour landing page, I took a walk for a half an hour to mull over an idea or two. I realize nobody wants to pay me to take a walk, but that’s what’s involved (and it’s why I don’t bill by the hour – more on that in another post.) Writing professionally is hard, time-consuming work – don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Writing actually hurts.

Anyway, I hope the above is useful to anyone wondering about copywriting and how long something takes. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

 

 

 

Money never sleeps

October 21st, 2011

“Money never sleeps” is an old saying – it essentially means that money is made around the clock. And while I’m not a huge fan of a “business 24/7″ mentality, there is a definite truth to the thought, especially for businesses like mine (copywriting / website writing / etc), and similar (web design, marketing, graphic design, consulting, etc). Let me explain: (more…)

Prices on your website?

August 17th, 2011

One thing I have struggled with over the years is whether or not to put my copywriting rates on my website. There are two conflicting schools of thought here that battle it out in my head:

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Trapped by the words you use

August 8th, 2011

I’m a big believer in the power of words (being a copywriter and all!) This goes both ways, though – words have the power to do good, and words can have a detrimental affect on what you do. And sometimes the damage is very difficult to undo.

Now I’m not talking about saying bad things or sending an angry e-mail and such. I’m talking more about unintentional damage. Damage where the words you used actually undo (or harm) your message or intent.

I’m going to use the phrase Global Warming as an example.

The big mistake the environmentalists made was calling it “Global Warming” to start with. Why was it a big mistake? Because it pigeonholed them. All it takes is a cold day in May for people to say “yea, where’s that global warming I’ve been hearing about?”

In other words, the argument gets completely caught up in being about the word “warming”. “Global Warming” is a definitive name. “Climate Change” (which is what they are now starting to use) is MUCH less restrictive.

See what I mean? “Climate Change” doesn’t have an easy, built-in opposite at the ready.

I came across this example because I am somewhat a believer in the phenomenon. While I’m not sure of a lot of things, I am pretty convinced that we, as a species, have some effect on our environment. But whenever I’m in a discussion about it, the “cold day/week/winter” argument always arises.

Side note: this is just an observation on words – I don’t want you to think I’m some environmentalist nutjob. I’m not (nor am I against such, either… listen, I’ll happily recycle the bottles, but I’m not going to lose my mind over losing a species of insect. Nor am I buying a puny little electric car…)

Truth be told, I think Global Warming is probably inevitable, and will be nature’s way of thinning us out a little… ok, back to the business part of this post. 

Another aspect of this is business names. Naming your business “Bills Bug Killing” prettymuch limits you to killing bugs. Which is fine if that’s all you do. But most guys like this also handle other pests, like rodents. Naming your business “Bills Pest Services” is much better.

There are exceptions to this. But they are usually due to popular conventions. For example, I expect “Joe’s Pizza” to have Calzones (and a guy named “Joe”.)

And speaking of which, it’s time to eat.

Do SEO Keywords work? An SEO Keyword Test

June 16th, 2011

The results of my SEO keyword test are in, and I think you’ll find them interesting – especially if you are of the opinion that keywords can help you rank.

In short, it’s my opinion that while you DO need to have them, they do not really help you rank high. Assuming you have any type of real competition out there, all they do is give your site the bare basics for Google (et al) to find you. They just are not all that important beyond those few basics – other SEO stuff counts for WAY more than keywords. Let me explain by showing you my test results:
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Godzilla and Gamera Drink Bourbon to Settle Their Differences

June 8th, 2011

Yea yea yea… Godzilla and Gamera drinking Bourbon is a pretty silly topic for a post. Those of you who read my old blog will know I’m doing a simple SEO test with this (have to do a new one for the new blog), and those of you reading my blog for the first time are likely saying “hmmm, this Dan guy is a little strange… no self respecting businessperson would blog about Godzilla and Gamera.”

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Business 24x7x365

December 23rd, 2010

I wrote this on a forum the other day, and it seems like Christmas Eve Eve is a good day to post it here.

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I started thinking about how the expectation level of clients in general has risen in regards to “availability”.

I think the media (especially the internet) has essentially done this to us – it’s truly turned us into a 24/7 society (most of you are old enough to remember when TV generally had test patterns all night. Does any station go dark now?)

I’ve noticed that I get e-mail from clients at all hours. Even managers in “9-5, M-F” jobs e-mail me from their laptops at 10pm on a Saturday. The typical vacation message doesn’t ever mention the word “vacation” (a weak, taboo word in the business world). Instead it says something like “out of the office”, and many say to reach them at their cell or e-mail. That’s not much of a vacation.

I regularly get someone contacting me on a Thursday, needing their (fairly large) project done by Monday morning. And it’s not just bad planning on their part – that used to be the case. Today, it’s generally expected. They actually “expect” me to work the weekend. I once took on one of these, and had a question on a Saturday – no response to my e-mail or phone call. Monday morning, the person was mad it wasn’t done. I said “well, you expected me to work the weekend, so I expect you to answer my question on a weekend”. He didn’t like that (and is no longer a client.)

I think this is going to get worse, too. Right now, people under 21 (or so) have been brought up on the internet, e-mail, and texting. Immediate responses are 100% EXPECTED. These young people have no idea that their current social expectation is going to translate to the business world when they enter it. Someone who is a 19 year old “5,000 texts a month” person today is going to be a department manager tomorrow. What will they be like in ten years? What will their expectations be? If they text a subordinate (or a vendor) on a Saturday night, will they wait until Monday for a response? And how are they going to react when their boss texts them on Sunday afternoon?

It’s interesting (and somewhat scary.) Personally, I’ll resist it as much as I can, but I think it will start costing me in a decade.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

A question for you network marketers (etc)

November 30th, 2010

You want me to write a long sales page to get people to sign up for your network marketing system/program. Or maybe your work at home business opportunity, etc. Whatever…. I have a rhetorical question for you people:

Why is my price an issue when the “program” you want me to write about implies that you are making $1,000 a day (or whatever it is)? Because I would think hiring a copywriter would be really easy if you were truly pulling in that kind of scratch. Especially since my total fee was less than a few days work for you.

I mean, you are making that kind of money, right? Because you certainly want me to write such. You wouldn’t lie about this kind of thing, would you?

Been awhile, huh?

November 16th, 2010

It’s been awhile since I wrote here – little more than a month. Been meaning to (you know how that goes), and I have four million random thoughts in my head. Here are a few of them:

  • I have just had the “busiest” month of my life. Not so much work-wise (that was normal), but with Ruby dying, then getting a new puppy, and having a ton of work done around the house, it’s been a solid month of little sleep and constant “stuff” going on. I’m 44 – I’m not into a lot of “stuff” going on. That’s as close to a ”non-posting” excuse as I’ll offer.
  • I’m still working on the new site. Man, being a one-guy shop can be hard when you have your own little project to do with all the client work. How the heck did I ever find the time to write two books?
  • Of course, on that last note, I am always writing another book. Whether anything new ever sees the light of day is another story, but dammit, I’m still tapping keys in my downtime.
  • I’m not one to share “oooh, look at this cool thing I found on the web”, but really, this little “I’ll guess who you’re thinking of” app is pretty brilliant.
  • I’m an X-Box junkie. I admit it. This does not fit well with my “I have no time” complaints above :)
  • I didn’t vote this year. I find ”issues” pretty pointless these days. It’s all a lot of red / blue / the other side doesn’t get it / “gotcha” moments. If you think you are on top of things and are well informed because you watch Glenn Beck or Keith Olberman, you are mistaken.
  • Expanding on that, I am “nothing” politically, really. I just don’t identify with any one person, or any particular party. I like some conservative ideas, I like some liberal ideas, I want the death penalty for murder, I like guns, I have zero problems with immigrants, I want pot legalized, and I think we’d probably be better off if we stopped bombing people.
  • I’ve been thinking a lot about success lately. I am convinced that in most cases, a truly successful person does their own thing, and doesn’t copy others. I write like I write – I don’t “try” to write a certain way - I just do it, and it works. It’s like music – the Beatles, the Stones, the Doors (a million others)… they did their own thing.  Phish does their own thing (and they do it well). Motley Crue and Bon Jovi did their own thing. We remember them – anyone really remember Dokken or Warrant?

Ok, that’s enough “Random Dan” for one day. I promise not to let another month go by :)

Still here

September 20th, 2010

Still working on the new website, but just wanted to post to say “I’m still here”. So let me gripe a bit.

One thing that never ceases to amaze me is how many people think I’m just dying to “bargain”. The old “I have no money now, but…”  

Listen, if you truly have no money, you need to concentrate on other things, like groceries. Unless, of course, the “I have no money” really means “I have no money to pay you, so please work for free and I’ll hit ya back someday”.

Or someone who says to me “can you break your fee up into payments?”. To which I always answer “yes – I take credit cards. That way, you can take as long as you want to pay”. To which they usually say “oh…”

Or, lastly, someone who says “I can’t afford that much, because I had to pay the SEO guy / Web Designer / Printer / etc, so can you reduce your fee?” Ummm…. let me see if I get this straight – *I* should reduce *my* fee so someone I never met gets their whole fee? Why didn’t you ask THEM to reduce their fee so you could have enough left over to pay Dan?

This is just a small sampling of clients, mind you – most people are just fine. But it is funny how many of us entrepreneurs can relate to the above, because we hear it a LOT.