From the old blog last year – still funny today.
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Spam subject lines are funny. I don’t trust spamblockers, so I get it all. Here are a few that I recently got:
Big Your Piano – Be a Real Man (what??)
Emanuel Sando has been plagued by a series of spills at big-time events!! (who?)
New way to give her pleasure that she always dreamt!
Jackhammer Millie!! (I’m assuming this is the pleasure she dreamt of?)
Museum Hysterectomy!
Give little bro another few inches (errr… no)
Cordela sent you a zebowel.hk greeting (yea, choose “zebowel” as your domain name – that’ll get me to click.)
Biggerer (I assume this was conceived by the same person who came up with “it’s thickerer” for the 1970′s era “Chunky” candy bar commercials.)
She waits for you by cold river (Millie, I hope)
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